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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:13
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
How are you spending your best time?
No way
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No go.
Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What are the primary benefits of using infrared sauna blankets?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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